Forget everything

marriish:

thexdivinexinfection:

Just in case…

THE STATE OF NEW JERSEY WHAT AND NEW YORK NO

Shut the fuck up. This is fucking stupid.

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inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

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vesley:

alpacabacon:

Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.

image

how about now

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nika-victoria:

theycallmethemoose:

imanerdidontcare:

THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. I mean, look how quickly the expression changes from “Gotta fix my hair” to “I’m a badass with a gun and I’ll shoot you dead, mother fucker.”

Oh my god Sam what are you even doing

fixing my hair 

(via solitairesforsingles)

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justazombiewithakeyboard:

butcarlthatkillspeople:

sarcastic-snowflake:

just a reminder: we’re two periods away from 2014.

you couldn’t just say months you had to measure time with your menstrual cycle

fUN FACT. the earliest form of a calender that’s ever been found was to keep track of an ancient person’s menstrual cycle. ppl with vaginas invented time. there is a reason that months are about the same length as the time between periods. that is all.

I thought it had to do with the amount of time between new moons. Which is like 29 days. And that’s why getting your period is called moon sickness

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wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

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